Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

The funny young man

January 8, 2008

He sat at the adjacent computer, ear phones plugged in, avidly listening to music from a MP player.  He was Asian, had a mop of black hair, a funny little moustache. I did not pay attention to him until he called the library assitant at the desk for help. He had a funny, sort of squeaky voice, rather amusing.

He had that young man running back and forth from the desk as he called repeatedly for assistance with problems related to a music download from the internet.

He had me in peals of laughter, because the combination of the hair, moustache, squeaky voice and  technical difficulties were very amusing.  Not only that, the young man at the desk was becoming exasperated with his repeated and ceaseless calls for help on the unsolvable problem and his non verbal language was beginning to show this. 

I really tried hard not to laugh, because this was the same assistant who had been cheeky to me the previous day. Now here he was, obediently responding to this funny young man. The assistant had no choice but to respond to the calls and the funny young man was shameless, asking him to wait so he could write down some instructions he had just been given.   I broke up again as the assistant walked away in exasperation, not complying with the request.

You had to be there to see it. You had to be there to see him slouching in his chair, vigorously rocking his body to the beat of the music. I like to believe that he was an angel sent to amuse me.  Thanks angel!

Angels’ humor

November 12, 2007

She travelled on the train on her way to her hometown. She noticed that there was a group of young men and women standing in the doorway of the carriage. Their posture was relaxed and they talked quietly. An elderly couple came onto the train at the second stop and she offered the wife a seat. They had attended a baseball game that day.

As they spoke, the lady drew her attention to one of the young men standing in the doorway and said that he was her boss. He was a Polish priest, she said. The young voyager wondered what a Polish priest was doing here. The joke was that the young man was Jesus, a Polish priest because He had hung on a pole (cross).

As they drew closer to her destination, the young people in the doorway straightened up and faced forward attentively, as if on guard. The Polish Priest held His hand up facing forward, resting it on a pole of the train. What was he doing? HE was sending out waves to intercept the principalities and powers in the air. Hmm. What an interesting journey!

Angels that make you laugh

November 8, 2007

Will you believe this lady’s story? She said that she felt one day as if she was at the end of her tether. As she stood at the bus stop, a man dressed in a white, hooded track top came up. He asked a bystander for directions. She said that she first noticed that he wore a lot of gold jewelry, but hey presto! his front teeth were either missing or problematic in some way.

He got onto her bus although he was supposed to be going in another direction. His bling bling was quite prominent during the journey, but the teeth! She said that she only realized that he was an angel when he started to talk with her. He knew he was on the wrong bus (she had asked) but just came along to comfort her. She asked about the teeth. He said that he was trying to give her a laugh. Now who could resist a clown like that?

Humor that make angels laugh

August 11, 2007

Two angels were sitting in “Prince Gabriel’s Cafe” sipping cafe latte when Lazarus passed by. They looked at each other, smiled and waved. They began to chuckle, broke out in loud guffaws, then took a photo. Accustomed to this response, Lazarus waved, rolled up his eyes and went on his way. The angels sat contemplatively, trying to compose themselves, then began to laugh uproariously as they had quick flashbacks. They looked at their palm held computers – here’s Jesus arriving at the cave, crowd parting to let Him in and craning their necks to see. Will they break them off if they bent them any further? Here’s Jesus telling the people to roll the stone away, the crowd’s eyes becoming as round as saucers as He did so. Would they pop? Here are the people backing off, holding their noses in anticipation as the stone is rolled away with terrible groans, creaks and clanks.

Some of the people were beginning to warn others that they were about to see spirits and that they should please run! The brave stayed on and heard Jesus sigh, look up to the sky (rather piously, the angels said) and tell His Father that He was about to show off so the crowd could believe. As the scene shifted, the angels leaned forward with great interest. You would not believe that they had seen this rerun 1000s of times. They heard Jesus yell, “Lazarus, get out of there!”. The crowd waited with bated breath, then gasped in disgust as the stench wafted out – “ohhhhhhhh!” Then came Lazarus’ familiar voice – “Yes Lord, I’m on my way!” They heard Lazarus calling out, “I’m coming Jesus, I’m coming!” They heard the loud shuffling, hopping and tumbling as he tried to get to Jesus, looking like “the mummy” and complaining that he couldn’t see a thing! As he came, he tried to move the cloths to see Jesus, eagerly hopping, shuffling, tumbling and reeling forward. The words, “coming Jesus”, echoed around the tomb. The crowd nearly fell over like ninepins, saucer like eyes popping, forgetting the stench in the wonder of the miracle, then they went wild with jubilation as Lazarus stood victoriously in the entrance of the cave.

By this time, the other angels had joined in the fun and the cafe was filled with the sound of laughter. “They just don’t do this no more,” complained an American saint, “or I would have been surfing on the beach in California right now”. Suddenly, the sound of the video interrupted the laughter as Jesus said in exasperation, “will somebody please loose him and let him go? Doh!”

The cheeky angels

July 3, 2007

Some angels were travelling on a bus one day. One of them sat alone next to the door while another two of them chatted loudly and cheerfully as the journey progressed. The angel sitting next to the door told a lady, “please tell those angels to shut up”. The lady looked at the angels and said, “the angel said shut up”. The angels ignored her and continued to talk. The lady looked in consternation at the angel next to the door. This angel said again, “tell them I said to shut up”. The lady told the two angels, “shut up. Tais tois” (they were speaking in French creole). Those loud, noisy angels stopped talking for awhile. Finally, unable to contain themselves, they resumed the conversation loudly and with gusto. The lady exclaimed, “the other angel told you to shut up!” The angels replied, “yes, but she didn’t say for how long!”

What would you say if an angel told you?

July 2, 2007

* Who is stronger? Barney or the Incredible Hulk? (Begging the question)

* Very few people in history truely became the recepients of mental power – Albert Einstein, Benjamin Franklin, Newton,Bill Gates.

* Which would you rather have, a degree or creativity?

* To whom much is given much is received.

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